Fad: Omg! You can do that? -pointing to LPG cylindrical gas tanks on the floor-
Mark: Ya, wtf, what's wrong.
Me: I have 2 at home! Wtf?
Fad: Oh! I don't have it at home, wtf? I don't know!
Mark: Then what you use to cook at home? Firecracker ah?
Me: Gas pipe what!
Mark: Oh yah.
Me: *laughing like a fucking idiot because I was imagining Fad cooking something with a fucking firecracker + his family running around like mad because of the firecrackers + started to imagine worst case scenarios*
Mark: *had apparently snorted some root beer up his nose*
This sign needs constant approval from others and is just not that pushy. However, being the sign of the scales, this sign simply cannot tolerate injustice and will fly off the handle and become very violent and abusive if they think that someone or something (like an animal) is being treated unfairly or tortured. This sign becomes very aroused when they think it is time to fight for the sake of...
WANT THESE SO BAD URBANEARS PLATTAN HEADPHONES +...
There’s no combination of words, I could put on the back of a postcard....
Wait for the person who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment...– (via runawaytrain) (via melizzow) (via farnamals) (via kisscaramelle)
I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.– Charles Bukowski (via whetzell) (via fuckyeahbukowski) (via mama-wolf) (via merricat) (via youarebonbon) (via unicornology)
Hey, what a beautiful mess this is. It’s like, picking up thrash in...– Jason Mraz
I publicly apologize for my insanity last night. I moshed + danced with no shoes, perspired like a mad fucker, screamed when Mark played Warp, moshed a little more because stupid Raffy kept pushing me into the non-existant moshpit. Danced in my 3 inch heels and was being a total nut job. It’s not good if you keep your moodiness + negative emotions pent up in your tiny breins, you’ll...
01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. 02. You have been in a serious relationship before. 03. You own an iPod of some sort. 04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 05. You drink too much alcohol. 06. You have been to the Olive Garden. 07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08. It is really cold in your house right now. 09. You are extremely...
Picture on my wall.
Dear Stranger, I honestly don’t know who you are, what you do or what is your favourite color. It doesn’t really matter actually. I like it when you act tough. I like your random videos. You may do it to a million girls but I’d still like it. I’ve got a mental music playlist by the way. I just add more songs to it each day when I take my 963 alone or when it rains and...
Winston + Milk = Calming
I am currently so annoyed with my Marketing facilitator because she cannot stop talking. I really need a smoke now and I really need a smoke and… I really need a smoke now. I feel like shit and my moods are so horribly bad and I really need a smoke now.
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.– Mark Twain
It’s a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.– Andrew Jackson
It feels retarded, I want you to like me. Will you be there tonight? Do you mean it when you say what you say? Fixing up my hair, I want to impress you, today and everyday okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Somebody you’d want. I want to be careless to so much waiting, so much sitting alone when you say what you say. It’s not what I thought, it’s really nothing at all. ...
XIU X I U.
It amazes me how music can affect someone so much. I was getting super riled over certain insensitive remarks regarding Electro but now listening to Bunny Gamer….. I feel like I’ve been dipped inside a pool of black glitter.
Ode to nice girls
airpork: So don’t say you’re on the lookout for nice girls, guys, when you pass us up on every step you take. Sometimes we go undercover; sometimes we go in disguise: sometimes when that girl in the low cut shirt or the too tight miniskirt won’t answer your catcalls, sometimes you’re looking at a nice girl in whore’s clothing - - we might say we like the attention, we might blush and giggle and...
Random blog snippets.
24th May 2008 You see, the thing is. People are constantly trying to either, make the best out of you, or create life living hell for you. It’s just how life turns. One day you’ll enjoy building joy out on another’s misery and another day you’ll be getting thrashed to pulp. I shall not sound like I’m trying to instill anything into nothing so I’ll just .....
In Singapore land, I’ll be breathing the same air as them. Walking on the streets that they walked on. Looking at them. I think 2010 is going to be awesome. UFML. Unfuck My Life.
If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...– David Sedaris (via shinejuly)(via doublebagel) (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via lynette) (via airpork)